Breaking: Tom Cruise to Go to Space This Year and Not Return

In an unprecedented move, transcending the boundaries of both cinema and sanity, Tom Cruise has announced that he will be venturing into the unknown cosmos aboard Elon Musk’s SpaceX Rocket – and he won’t be coming back!

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, you heard it right: Mission Tom-possible is on, and this time, it’s interstellar.
Elon Musk, the man with the evergreen Twitter feed and the self-proclaimed “SpaceXpert,” has teamed up with the man who made us believe that there’s no mission too impossible to conquer. This improbable union between tech-mogul Musk and Hollywood’s most daring A-lister has left the world agog, some even thinking this is all part of a new reality show, “Celebrity Space Cadets.”
In an exclusive interview with Musk, he said, “If there’s anyone who can act like an astronaut, it’s Tom. Plus, he’s a shorter guy, so there’s less gravity pulling him down. It’s all very scientific.”

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